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To preform the act of smoking marijuana and becoming intoxicated. See also blazed and chronizized
"Don't tell tan I danked"

"Ok"
Preforming the act of danking}
by Bush did 9/11 April 01, 2015
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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To keep a forum post on the top of the list by using alternate accounts to post replies to your original post.
POST #1
Danks - Level 14 Troll Mage
Wow I like the honor system and the huge battles. Just increase the Horde guards levels a bit and this game will be about perfect!!!


POST #2
Danks - Level 14 Troll Mage
Yes I agree. PVP action is key.
by No-One April 21, 2005
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1. To expose yourself as a moron while trying to do exactly the opposite.

2. To blindly agree, as if you're the original author.

From the WoW forums, a character named Danks posted on the controversial new Honor System in pvp, "Good Job Blizzard!!! Honor System rocks!!! Wow I like the honor system and the huge battles."

There was an immediate reply of "Yes I agree. PVP action is key."

However, the 2nd post was also posted by Danks. He forgot to relog to an alt.
Person 1: "Where can I buy a good computer?"

Person 1: "Try Person 1's computer store!"

Person 2: Why are you answering your own post? /danked
by Vuelhering April 21, 2005
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To get caught keeping up interest in a thread by replying to your original post, with intention of using an alternative identity or account, but forgetting to log out of the original account, thus replying to your own post, but writing seemingly as a different person.

So named after the user Danks on a World of Warcraft discussion forum, in which the user replied to their own original post, but as a different person.
POST #1
Danks - Level 14 Troll Mage
Wow I like the honor system and the huge battles. Just increase the Horde guards levels a bit and this game will be about perfect!!!


POST #2
Danks - Level 14 Troll Mage
Yes I agree. PVP action is key.
by grobelaar April 25, 2005
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Danked may refer to: A incorrectly mated connector or electrical outlet. Damaged goods. Damaged at first inspection.
You stupid ass, you totally danked that outlet!
by Sushi Tech October 10, 2009
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danked doesn't mean drunk you moron, it means your hella stoned, and your pretty much at your point, from some dank weed.
fuck you saul duarte, i'm fucking danked!!!
by Deluks July 08, 2003
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