A friendly Russian man who's very handsome and would most definitely ride into battle with you. Hes a strong, charismatic, funny man who could not only steal your girl, but make you proud to have your girl stolen by such a stand up gentleman.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

sexy boi with a lot of voice cracks.
he does not say words but he likes to say kAAAAAAAtie a lot.

This man is an absolute legend. Man watches Jojo and anime, just like any other god.

A large boobed Russian man.

big dick russian man who wears polos and shorts everyday and looks like the you had to do it to em guy. mans gets all of the bitches and they all praise his penis

a fucking drainer and a sad depressed mf who skates and has alot of friends but dosent consider them friends and hangs out with the same 5 people and most likely listens to drain gang and sad boys he can pull girls but when he gets to close with one he trys to end it because he feels like he isnt good enough for her and becomes insecure about it so he ruins the relationship by doing some thing dumb