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August 22 will be a day where we can celebrate how much we appreciate Danielle Cohn. It’s also a day to lie about your age
by Alex is a dumb bitch October 15, 2019
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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August 22nd is Danielle Cohn Day, because that is the day she posted that wonderful tiktok video in the Harvard shirt, and none of us will ever view Harvard the same again.
*2050*
Ricki: HEY MOM! Look at this dance I made in honor of Danielle Cohn Day! *starts dancing like Danielle Cohn, wearing minimal clothing*
Mom: oh honey that’s great !
Ricki: HEY MOM! Look at this dance I made in honor of Danielle Cohn Day! *starts dancing like Danielle Cohn, wearing minimal clothing*
Mom: oh honey that’s great !
by Danielle Cohn’s #1 Fan October 15, 2019
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On November 8th wear your Havard shirt and adidas pants or clothes that aren't appropriate for your age. Do some inappropriate dancing and be in your way with booty popin'
by Crazy08 November 06, 2019