Daniel Hamen is the most legendary human being alive (Besides Ben Hamen) and will live until the year 4200. He is one of the least annoying people anyone can ever meet, he is even more handsome than Susan Boyle, and can build anyone custom spices. If you're still not convinced that he is the coolest person on Uranus, did you know he bought AirPods off of Wish.com (Oh yeah, he's not only cool, he's also rich). He is so smart that he got 53% in English class in grade 8. It may not seem that good, but if you think about $53 instead of 53%, that's a lot. Compared to my bank account.
Ben Hamen (Employee of the day at Mr Sub): Yo Steve, do you by any chance sell iPhone 69s here?
Steve (Minecraft Name): Yes we do, why do you need an iPhone 69? They're very overpriced you should buy them at subway.
Ben Hamen (Employee of the day at Mr Sub): Subway is the worst restaurant ever, why would I ever go there. I need to know Barack Obama's last name.
Steve (Minecraft Name): No one knows his last name.
Ben Hamen (Employee of the day at Mr Sub): What do I do then?
Steve (Minecraft Name): Ask Daniel Hamen
Ben Hamen (Employee of the day at Mr Sub): He would know?! I'm too embarrassed to ask him. He is a legendary spice maker, and I'm just some Mr Sub employee.
Steve (Minecraft Name): Daniel Hamen would help anybody no matter what. He is even nicer than Draco Malfoy.
Ben Hamen (Employee of the day at Mr Sub): Wow, he must be so cool (Said with jealousy). I'll go ask him right now. (Walks over to Buckingham Palace).
Daniel Hamen (The person this definition is for): What do you want.
Ben Hamen (Employee of the day at Mr Sub): I would like to know Barack Obama's last name.
Daniel Hamen (The person this definition is for): No.
Ben Hamen (Employee of the day at Mr Sub): PLEASE.
Daniel Hamen (The person this definition is for): Fine. But start taking no for an answer. Barack Obama's last name is...Obama.
Ben Hamen (Employee of the day at Mr Sub): WHAT NO, WHAT NO, WHAT NO....(Ben Has a heart attack from all the stress of his wife leaving him).
Steve (Minecraft Name): Yes we do, why do you need an iPhone 69? They're very overpriced you should buy them at subway.
Ben Hamen (Employee of the day at Mr Sub): Subway is the worst restaurant ever, why would I ever go there. I need to know Barack Obama's last name.
Steve (Minecraft Name): No one knows his last name.
Ben Hamen (Employee of the day at Mr Sub): What do I do then?
Steve (Minecraft Name): Ask Daniel Hamen
Ben Hamen (Employee of the day at Mr Sub): He would know?! I'm too embarrassed to ask him. He is a legendary spice maker, and I'm just some Mr Sub employee.
Steve (Minecraft Name): Daniel Hamen would help anybody no matter what. He is even nicer than Draco Malfoy.
Ben Hamen (Employee of the day at Mr Sub): Wow, he must be so cool (Said with jealousy). I'll go ask him right now. (Walks over to Buckingham Palace).
Daniel Hamen (The person this definition is for): What do you want.
Ben Hamen (Employee of the day at Mr Sub): I would like to know Barack Obama's last name.
Daniel Hamen (The person this definition is for): No.
Ben Hamen (Employee of the day at Mr Sub): PLEASE.
Daniel Hamen (The person this definition is for): Fine. But start taking no for an answer. Barack Obama's last name is...Obama.
Ben Hamen (Employee of the day at Mr Sub): WHAT NO, WHAT NO, WHAT NO....(Ben Has a heart attack from all the stress of his wife leaving him).
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