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When you get drunk and have to piss so badly that you go on the side of a building and don't want the hootie-hoo to catch you.
Man, I'm wasted. I'm gonna take a danger pizzle on that wall over there.
by B-Carp May 05, 2005
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the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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When you get to drunk and needs to go to the toilet but pisses all up the wall and misses the toilet completely...

Chunk: i need to peee
Fool: use the outside toilet
Chunk: Good plan
(chunk gets up and goes into the toilet)
Seb's random comment: YOU Motor boating Bastard
Chunk: heheheh *pissing all over the walls*
Chunk loves going for a danger pizzle so beware

by Chunkie Warrior December 05, 2006
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