When you projectile poo all over the body of somebody's mum at their funeral
Person 1: did you hear what happend last week?
Person 2: no what happend
Person 1:that lad over there did a jack dane at Henry's mums funeral lmao
by Gay lord69 November 27, 2020
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one of the best players in the AFL, some might even say the best of all time, very consistent contested ball winner and always racks up the disposal count above 30. brownlow medallist as well and 3 time collingwood B&F just o top it off!

also he loves a decent tattoo with both his arms and parts of his chest and other body parts done as well
"who is that unit with the ball?"

"thats dane swan again"

"again.. thats like 47 for the game now"

"yeah well it is against port adelaide"
by swanny2011 October 10, 2011
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An amazing person known to humanity as "The Chosen One" who will battle evil and save the entire world from the evil alien invaders.

Known to live in the great suburbs in the Philippines, he has excelled not only in the physical realm, but also in the Immaterium, where only psykers and Dane himself are able to withstand and control. This has been proven in one of his Adventure logs, "The Old Ones", where Dane is seen fighting with psykers, known as The Old Ones, in a vast realm they only described as the Immaterium.

Loved by many, adored by all, and hated by oh so few, Dane is described as the greatest person in the world.

In short: Dane Enerio is awesome.
Dane Enerio: Hey, have you watched Kick Ass yet?

Random Person: HEY! IT'S DANE ENERIO! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!?

Dane Enerio: *sigh* Not another fan.....
by Necrontyr April 25, 2010
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known for his role on Grey's Anatomy as Dr. Mark Sloan, Eric Dane is a delicious actor who I'd like to bang. He is a 10!
DAAAAAAAMN. Eric Dane can give me a check up anytime!
by R!CH B!TCH January 28, 2008
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he has the big ugly and the big stoopid if you have him in your class just leave
guy 1:yo you have dauntless dane in your class?
guy 2:yeah lmao
guy 1:dude you should drop the class asap
by prominecraft69axe420 December 18, 2018
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A male porn star. He's the equivalent of Justin Bieber in the porn industry; the girls are always drooling over him. He's got a nice thick dick that Faye Reagan seems to always be sucking little babies out of. He's sexual man chocolate.
Last night I was watching a porno with Dane Cross and Faye Reagan and I spilled my babies all over the brand new couch. My mom is going to kill me.
by porn4lyfe March 5, 2010
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