A balding guy who wears tight shirts and goes both ways.

A name that actually exists outside of dog breeding. Dane is a perfect dude who is nice and funny and smart. All my Twitter feed is rn is people getting their names defined. But I wasn’t lucky enough to get a definition, so i’m making one my own damn self.

An annoying reyard who not many people like. He plays a lot of lacrosse and thinks he’s the coolest for playing it. He may be buff but he’s an absolute retard who tells unfunny “your mom” jokes.

This guy is a lil bit overweight , but still has a huge penis. He is shy, but if you start hanging out with him he starts being funny and crazy at the same time. He might look sad or depressed, but he is actually very happy. He likes to keep to himself a lot, trying to avoid confrontations, but if there is no way out, he will stand his ground.