Noun
An overly nationalistic U.S. citizen with a penchant for cocaine and other related stimulants.
Despite her generally liberal standing, Brianna's new crack-a-doodle dandy of a boyfriend more than made up for his political believes with his inside hook-ups.
by Pablo Sexobar November 24, 2017
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Inserting a bullet into the urethra, and pissing really hard so it shoots out.
Ragav: “I don’t have a concealed carry permit, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have a gun on me.”

Shang: “The hell is that supposed to mean?”

Ragav: (Gestures to dick) “I go my Handy Dandy Handgun loaded an ready to go.”

Shang: (Hands over water bottle) “Here, make sure you have a lot of force pushing out that bullet.”
by Professor Kukui March 09, 2019
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It is whenever the male is tall enough were the female can give him head while standing.
Hey! Give me a Handy Dandy Standy. Cherry
by A white girl with a big butt November 26, 2020
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When your naked, with a cowboy hat on and you have a flacid penis
Dude that drunk cowboy should just get to it or stop being a Jasper dandy
by trippeng December 23, 2019
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Stupid phrase used by my dad when referring to a penis
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An example would be: yer wee dinkie doodle dandy laddie
by OSFM November 23, 2019
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