A cool, smooth guy that is very approachable and easygoing

A man who plays a video game for no longer then 5 minutes however he will play multiple video games for hours. This is part of the reason he is not very good at video games.

3 legs high mileage eats fetal spinal fluid often seen absorbing small critters with his second eye and does not like to watch others suffer so he shall consume them like the slut he is

The jolly green giant (also likes everyone)including guys