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You may know him as the Pirate turned Congressman from SNL, but the guy is actually badass.

Born in Scotland, he has lived most of his life in the U.S, losing his mother to cancer at age 10. He then spent a lot of time in Ecuador and Colombia and graduated from Colegio Nueva Granada in 2002.

He then graduated from Tufts University and joined the ROTC in the Navy. He served as a Navy SEAL as a member of SEAL Team Three. In 2012, while on a mission, Crenshaw was injured from an IED blast losing his right eye and needed surgery to save his left eye. He was awarded the Purple Heart, two Bronze Star medals, and the Navy and Marine Corps Commendation Medal with Valor.

After his service, he received a Master of Public Administration from Harvard University's Kennedy School of Government in 2018, and then ran for Texas' 2nd Congressional District and won.
Person 1: "Dan Crenshaw was hilarious on SNL!"
Person 2: "The guy is actually a real badass."
by Kobe's Shaq March 14, 2019
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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