Urban Dictionary: Damp

used when proclaiming that someone is funny / just an oxi moron

calle u give me teh damp
calle ure a fucking damp
calle... mister skickmacki :P:PXDDD

by pandan July 20, 2004

Damp: (adj.) the state of being consumed by, or being ridden with something, good or bad. A state of being.

He's freakin' DAMP with stupid. Soaked like a mu' fu'.

When he overheard me say that, I was DAMP with fear.

She's damp with good vibes. Uh-huh

by Alisha&Emmett July 10, 2006

to get dunked on ferociously with reckless abandon by a beast-like player

tim duncan got damped on by erick dampier and went home crying to his mother.

by paulwall March 06, 2006

When someone says something that is too dumb to be said.

Bro, did you know that you are on your computer
Me: what a damp question m8, and plz get out

by h2008 June 16, 2018

To look messy or ugly. Similar to looking slid

"Oh my god, is it the mirror or do I look damp today?"

"You look damp, no makeup today?"

by sg_cassarmenta April 03, 2019

the opposite to moist
its crappy and shite and boring

man that tv show is so fucking damp

by darryl June 22, 2003

cool, dope, trend-setting

Jay Z man....he's damp!

by the Dampster January 11, 2018