a big maco cunt that pushes rack heavy. you want an 8-ball? hes your man. you want some durries? hes your man. you want to become racially abusive? hes your man. this guy is the type of guy to bash babies for a laff. dont fuck with damon.
Person 1: Why are my sinuses burning?
Person 2: You've been spending way too much time with damon. You're starting to smell like darts.
Person 1: Fuck i was wondering why i bashed a baby yesterday...
Person 2: You've been spending way too much time with damon. You're starting to smell like darts.
Person 1: Fuck i was wondering why i bashed a baby yesterday...
by Gagonmycock August 04, 2019
NO THOTS!
Damon- Noun: NO THOTS!
Dang, I was boutta hit and then Damon appeared out of nowhere and the thots vanquished instantly.
Dang, I was boutta hit and then Damon appeared out of nowhere and the thots vanquished instantly.
by Spooklys January 08, 2018
A teenager from Northfuild, Vermont who is a hotty and is the coolest person in the world. He is someone smart with brown eyes, black hair, and skinny; though he is the pimp of all time. (He also has a vary big dick)
by Jully January 06, 2005
a Justin bieber-esque guy whos like 2 feet tall and cries a lot and has fish eyes, wears teel skinny jeans that are his sisters and is a regular heart breaker who likes to stare at himself in the mirror. and is frequently called a fag by his sister and everyone he meets.
Sister: DAMON gimme my fuckin pants you little fag!
Damon: wait im not doen with the mirror! (shatter)
Damon: wait im not doen with the mirror! (shatter)
by kartata December 28, 2010
A bastardized version of the name Damion. Generally used by lazy parents who cbf writing that 'i' on their social security baby-claim forms.
Husband: 'Hey wife, let's call our son Damion'
Wife: 'Screw that, it's way too long, how about Joe?'
Husband: 'Let's compromise, why don't we call him Damon? It's shorter you know.'
Wife: 'That's pro, Damon it is'
Wife: 'Screw that, it's way too long, how about Joe?'
Husband: 'Let's compromise, why don't we call him Damon? It's shorter you know.'
Wife: 'That's pro, Damon it is'
by Groofy March 03, 2008
by Joop-Joop-Jasper April 09, 2021