When shenanigans get out of hand.

Damon Doiron, Goes to SMS, Fuckboy, Wants to date girls but always gets rejected.

GOD ON EARTH

A sexy motherfucker who is taller than you think he is. He spends a lot of money on dumb shit. He has brown hair and blue green eyes. Everyone loves him and his personality. He is in love with a girl but wont make a move (bitch). Over all he is one sexy beast.

A burnt black jew whose ashy elbows activate the power of vishnu's fat wet penis. When he rubs his magical elbows together, eveyone withing a fifteen foot radius get covered with a thick layer of golden, sticky, hindu cum.

A very handsome man that is very loyal to his girlfriend. He isn’t very patient. He will be your best friend but if you cross the line with him he will snap your neck. Be very happy to know him because he’s got a really really REALLY hot body. He doesn’t like to sit in one spot and likes to go by the name of NOMAD.

most fuckable iconic triple threat

kai is soft but a fucking maniac
klaus is a MOTHA FUCKING MONSTAAA
damon has mommy issues and is a sexy pancake maker