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The best city in the entire universe. It is the capital of Syria and is the oldest continuosly inhabited city in the world.
Person 1: Have you been to Damascus, Syria?

Person 2: No, but I hear it is extremely beautiful and is filled with lots of history and nice, genuine people.

Person 1: You got that right!
by imar November 29, 2007
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A shitty town in Maryland, over-populated by cows and rednecks.
1) "There's nothing to do tonight...Damascus sucks" ... "I know! Let's go tip some cows and run around in the Gardens".
by Mitch2742 April 12, 2006
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Verb. To shove a broomstick or any sharp object up another person’s ass. Coined after the junior varsity football team at Damascus High School was discovered hazing other members of the team with shoving broomsticks up other teammate’s asses.
Person 1: I don’t want to go to lax practice

Person 2: Come or I’m gonna Damascus you
by TheAuthorLives April 13, 2019
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A small town overpopulated with rednecks, farmers, and conservatives that also has a heroin problem.
Person 1: Hey, let's go buy some beer and tip over some cows
Person 2: We can't, we're in Damascus.
Person 3: Someone say heroin?
by supremebagel_overlord April 20, 2016
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a crap town where the purchasing of beer is illegal.
Hick 1: "Let's buy some beer"
Hick from damascus: "ok but we need to go to the town over from damascus cuz this town sucks"
by C00TERpatrol July 05, 2009
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