What happens to your brain if you try to understand what the heck George W. Bush is saying. What your brain is if you do.
If things like:

"We've tripled the amount of money — I believe it's from $50 million up to $195 million available." —George W. Bush, Lima, Peru, March 23, 2002

are clear to you, you are damaged.
by smartin September 04, 2006
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When someone calls out another for being a poser, or posturing to look like someone else.
"I see you have dyed yr hair black."
"Yeah, Cassidy ...what about it."
"You have Morticia Addams damage, right? You think yr her right?"
"Just shut up, Cassidy."
by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019
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A description of a person that you think is too good to be true, so you make an excuse to lessen her value.
Molas- I met this beautiful girl today.
obiy- umm Who is it?
Molas- her name is Christina. She is an amazing person.
Obiy- Is she damaged?
Molas- why do you say that?
Obiy- If a person is too good to be true, I think that person may be damaged.
by The Great One aka Allah April 21, 2008
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Management who is clueless and breezes in, sprinkles their leadership onto the poor worker who are stuck trying to implement foolish or damaging ideas. Also management who lays off whole groups of workers, running the business into the ground, ala Circuit City.
Our programming department replied with a resounding "NO" when some clueless member of `damagement` tried to put a print button on the on-line manual.
by Government lackey November 15, 2010
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Waking up after a long night of drinking and realizing that your phone is full of drunken calls or texts from the previous night.
(Wakes up, looks at phone first thing in the morning...)
"Damage."
by Ox Vox April 06, 2008
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Word used in lieu of the common curse phrase, "Damn it." In reference to Danity Kane's classic anthem, "Damaged."
"I lost my cell phone last night, damage!"
by MollyHannahJamieNatalie December 27, 2009
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damage: exclamation. Energetic exclamation expressed in the presence of amazing or felicitous things and events, referring to neuronal damage (brain overload) occurring during exposure to the object of admiration.
He cried "Damage!" in an exalted state of utter amazement.
by Marcus Macdonald May 21, 2008
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