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A new religion, founded in 2013 by Dalton M, Daltism is a religion based around the teachings and fundamental beliefs of Dalton M. Followers of Daltism, or Daltists, are usually quiet until aroused, somber until angered, and kind until distraught. The Book of Dalton is available for pre order on amazon.com, and all those interested in Daltism should contact the International Center for the Information on Daltism and Daltist Services based in Madison, Wi on the east side business district.
What it is, what it ain't.

I'm a god.

Last minute party bro.

You know you want a shot of everclear bro.

What a four.

Bitches be squirtin' at my name.

Ooooo!
What it do what it don't.

Im gonna make you a fag.

*all quotes from Dalton M, the founder of Daltism.
by Swave November 29, 2013
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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