Urban Dictionary: Dalmatian

A dalmatian is a small cow with the energy of a duracell battery

by Ttaaccoo July 26, 2020

A penis with a bloch, large freckle, or discoloration on it from masterbation, hand jobs, or aggressive . The best perni are like the best dogs.

I knew it would be good sex cause he had a Dalmatian dick, he’s defiantly had it around the block.

by Penis lingo July 28, 2021

A penis with spots, discoloration, and/or freckles from aggressive masterbation or aggressive sexy.

I had an aggressive handjobs from my partner and now I have Dalmatian dick.

by Penis lingo July 28, 2021

The Dalmatian is a very specific sex position where two Firemend burn each other's sacks and quickly ejaculate leaving burned spots behind.

"Did you hear about Sgt. Roy and Lt. Chester?"
"No, what happened?"
"I smelled fire but I found them doing The Dalmatian!"

by Auxy January 29, 2016