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A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

a huge behemoth of a man with a giant horse cock that always has his hands in his pockets. probably playing pocket pool.

Dalan is an amazing guy with the most beautiful smile in the entire world. He can brighten up your day in just one millisecond and you will never get tired of looking at him because he’s the most handsome guy alive! A Dalan is the coolest and most beautiful person to ever roam the earth and also gives the best kisses. He’ll treat you like a princess and you’ll always be happy. Lots of girls like him so protect your Dalan. You’ll never cry when you are with him.