A guy who watches goat porn on the Daily while drinking gasoline. He looks like the type that smokes tumblegrass while talking to his pet cacti In the front yard. Occasionally he will have a bonfire and use his mating call to attract the "bitches" aka armadillos. He wears bathing suits just to show how thirsty he is.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

He is a Native American who thinks he is tuff and gets easily mad. He can bully you but you can’t bully him. He is the type of guy to like girls four years younger than him or four older than him. He is lazy and always says he is on a diet. He watches porn on the daily and commits sins. He is the type of guy to beat a girl and take a crap in the toilet and not flush. He also hurts little kids that are smaller than him.

A complete mexican, usually male and is relly good at pretending to be a homosexual or might not be pretending. Good at jumping borders and eating tacos. usually male and gay.

A Dakodah is usually the sweetest of all guys, shy but so sweet. He probably goes well with girls named Savannah. He loves to play fortnite but never puts gaming before his girlfriend. He really is cute and super sweet.

He is a sporty dude. He has many friends, who all love his penis. He is very sweet to his girlfriend, and loves her a lot. he is kind of stupid, but that's okay.