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A 'Dakin' is a teenage boy who acts very immaturly fot his age.
They do not have usual teenage interest Like Music or hagning around with their peers they just go out shopping with parents and watch television such as cbbc cartoon network and nickelodeon.

Is my friend a Dakin?

Look out for these 10 symptons to know if you know a dakin.
1. cannot hav a basic human conversation even thought the person is booksmart
2. likes crazy frog and other shit like that
3. follows groups of people who will not take the piss out of him (mutch)
4. Uses very immature language (eg. Hurty)
5. stink
6. wash rarely
7. Plays with sticks and in dirt
8. lazy and slightley over weight
9. extremely un-fit (no sports skill what so ever)
10. just plain gay
optional- large chin, 100% gay
Example 1
Person- "aup dakin how are you"
Dakin- "*supid noise*"
Person- "Shut the fuck up dakin you gay boy"
Dakin- "You're nasty"
Exaple 2
Person- "remember when you fell over?"
Dakin- "That was hurty"
Person "Stop talking like a twat"
Dakin "You're Nasty"
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Friend zoned little pussy, who’s whole purpose in life is to fuck his own brother. Who also looks like sloth from the goonies.
Dakinz: “Wanna have sex?”
Shelby: “No, let’s just stay friends”
Dakinz: “But why?!??”
Shelby: “I can’t sleep with sloth from the goonies.”
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Usually a (gay)male that possesses a penis of 2 inches a shorter. The name is commonly used in the gay community.
Haha man! Yo names Dakin! Dat's a gay name boy!
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A myseterious girl, usually indecisive. Oftentimes adventurous but sometimes reserved and more calm. They are fearless and can seriously kick some ass when they need to. Don't be fooled. They can be some of the sweetest, calmest, creatures but once you get put on their shit list.... you better watch out.
Person: I can't exactly describe her.... she's just "Dakin".
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The Beast known as Dakin originates from the 15th circle of anguish, torment, and apparently the nasally voiced. He was birthed out of the unholy mating of awkward moments, WHAT THE!!, and neurotic tendencies. Brought forth to swing the balance of despair
Formspring: would you wax your entire body for $500?
Dakin: Unlikely, might do it if you put that to the 4th power.
Dakin's are unreasonably hairy as well in most cases
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A Fat Bitch Who needs To Work Out and get out of the pencil and donut Shops
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