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Usually the youngest out of their siblings and has a big heart and is caring but most of the times he gets very angry so don't get on his bad side or you'll get fucked up lol but truly he will treat any woman right he is the perfect person to have in your life get you a Daizohn and never let him go....... also he's really good at rapping and very funny
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by Kingoftheland February 09, 2019
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Daizohn is a very caring and happy person but don't get on his bad side or he will y'all ya ass out lol but Daizohn is a good person to hang around he's very shy and loving get u a Daizohn he's very good at rapping and has not many friends but can make some anytime get u a Daizohn bishhhhh
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by Kingoftheland February 09, 2019
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