when your failure is so bad that spelling "Epic Fail" the right way does not properly convey the severity of said failure.
Friend 1:So today, I asked out that new girl Pat. We're going to that fancy restaurant down the street tonight.

Friend 2:Dude... Pat is a guy.
Pat: *winks at Friend 1*
Friend 1:*shudders* help me!
Friend 3: *is passing by* EPIC DAIL!!!
by SuperSnailMan August 17, 2011
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-To be or act slow
-To criticize someone for not getting something right away
My internet is dail-up

You are so dail-up!
by El Gato October 6, 2005
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Jack Dail is a teenage viner with braces. Hes known for being cute but doesn't have any talent whatsoever. he talks like a dolphin on drugs and doesn't know how to make people laugh. not being a hater but he needs to find some talent before he dies.
Girl #1: jack dail is so cute
Girl #2: Whats his talent again?
Girl #1: Iforgot lulz
by NOTAHATER January 14, 2015
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When a left winger is hiding his sexuality so tries his best to score goals to cover up hes a faggit
Scores a good goal "Dail me in"
by Nickabockaglory January 20, 2022
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Dial in- To go out and do something big
Shyam bouta Dail in now fr fr he gon lay pipe
by Laxmi342 November 23, 2021
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