When a woman has an ass so big you stumble over your own words, causing you to say "Big Bordy Dage" instead of "Big Booty Bitch".

A woman with an ass so big you can't define it correctly, causing you to say "Big Bordy Dage" instead of "Big Booty Bitch".

A super big cunt that thinks hes a badass but isn't. Also is hated by everyone and gets rejected by fuckin every prostitute.

Name: Dage the Hedgehog

Species: Hedgehog

Sex: Male

Age: 15

Height: 100cm (3.3ft)

Weight: 35kg (77lbs)

Abilities: All
Weaknesses: Nothing
Likes: Music, fast things

Dislikes: Tears, the word "slow"

Dage the hedgehog is used to be just like sonic but things happened.. he does a lot of things 3 brothers 1 sister... he never lose in a fight.. hes also the strongest hedgehog alive.. A lot of forms he has. hes a drillen.. and NEVER make him mad

Dage Lescara is the original creator of the Lescarian kick guild and was renowned for that it’s power back when Dage ran the group it’s most feared members were Leonardo Lescara, Nova Lescara who often took down guilds solo during November of 2020 one of it’s most memorable members Rune Lescara had past away from COVID-19. Rune Lescara was the secondary founder of the Lescarian kick group, all rights to the Lescarian belong to Dage, the other half of ownership was transferred back to Dage at the end of November. The owner Dage Lescara is now currently a live streamer on YouTube now with over one thousand followers also known as subscribers, Dage still does write about the Lescarian however does not publicly release it due to past attempts of claiming his work.

An awesome genius who is unbelievably hot. A distinct feature of this guy of IQ 369 is his big brain and exceptionally trendy clothes. Commonly sighted in shopping malls shopping his heart out.

A person who has no life and no friends