Born from the words Dad and Status, possessing Dadus embodies the manly responsibilities of being a stereotypical adult male. Of course, doing anything and everything better than your son is bonus but in general, anything reflecting your responsible adult manhood qualifies.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.

Slang for the reproductive organ of the male specimen. Believed to have been orgininated from Philadelphia but cannot be confirmed. Others believe the origin is Indian or Persian.

Any Persian father who doesn't know that his two sons are smoking heft amounts of marajuana and cigarettes.