The absolute ultimate man of pleasure and laction, bread from the finest of weed bundles and bathed in pure butter. He is the ruler of all those devine and holy.

His butt can fit so much butter.
So much butter.
B u t t e r.

His nose, cremated in devinity and elongated through the snortion of cocaine, has the power to curse the soul of all those ungodly enough to say h e c k.

Can drink at least 5 laxatives while being an absolute sex demon

Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.