me: Happy Fourth of July, Concubine! I hope this is Trump's last term.

Evil Stepmom AKA Dad's Stupid Concubine: Thank you! And I hope he will be with us for two more terms. We don't need any more immigrants or "Arabs" and I love my guns.

me: But YOU were an IMMIGRANT POLITICAL REFUGEE from a notoriously anti-semitic country that was granted ASYLUM in this nation, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!

Dad's Stupid Concubine: Uh oh, looks like I got on your bad side.

After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.