Da'Monte is the best boyfriend he is a brave and horny and funny and crazy if you see Da'Monte just knows girls it's your chance
girl 1: Last night Da'Monte give it to me
girl 2: Da'Monte let me lick his d*** Last night
girl 3: He got a Big one yallllllllllll
girl 2: Da'Monte let me lick his d*** Last night
girl 3: He got a Big one yallllllllllll
by Da'Monte February 06, 2018
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
Damontes are usually really smart and crazy. They are funny and know how to make you laugh. They are the definition of a true gentleman. He will be the best boyfriend to you.
Girl 1: girlllllll did you just see Damonte open the door for his girlfriend?
Girl 2: yasssss girl and now he just kissed her on the cheek.
Girl 1: Girl I need a boyfriend like that.
Girl 2: yeah girl what you need is a damonte in your life.
Girl 2: yasssss girl and now he just kissed her on the cheek.
Girl 1: Girl I need a boyfriend like that.
Girl 2: yeah girl what you need is a damonte in your life.
by Thegoddesses December 03, 2014
Very sexy and he will be the best friend to ever have a boyfriend. Very funny and very nice to every bod he meets and he is very good at sports
by Monnte February 03, 2020
Very sexy he will be the best boyfriend and friend. He is very funny class clown and nice. He has a good heart to everybody in the world, He is a gentlemen to.
by Monnte February 03, 2020
by Dovey L. January 08, 2010
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