A fictional digest of the notion that Jesus was actually a mortal human who lived and married and made babies and died as people do. The story suggests strongly that the Church usurped Jesus' following by misinterpreting and heavily editing the gospels. The notion is a threat to the Church which bases all its power and influence on the idea that Jesus was magical God being who had no faults and for some reason committed a suicidal sacrifice for the benefit of everyone.
The Da Vinci Code is the first level of detox for a soul weary of Christian mind control.
by Bronco May 08, 2006
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A fictional book that many Christian fundamentalists have tried to disprove despite the fact that it is a FICTIONAL BOOK.
by The Bad Guy February 24, 2007
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An inevitable porno flick based on the novel adaptation featuring Tom Hanks and Audrey Tautou.
Cannes will probably love The Da Vinci Choad. Damn dirty French.
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A book written to show how little we know about religion. Very good book. By Dan Brown. Its a mystery about the holy grail and da vinci.
by daniel July 12, 2004
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noun: When one experiences eratic sleep, consising of a series of short naps instead of a long block of sleep. Named after Leonardo Da Vinci, who supposedly slept in such a manner.
Guy: Why are your eyes red?

Guy2: This week has been tough, i'm on da vinci sleep here!
by Pepsi X-Treme July 21, 2005
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A kool book. Unfortunetly people don't understand that it is a ficticious work! Dan Brown said that it was fake, yet idiots still enjoy screaming about how it lies. People are constantly saying it's full of crap yet they don't get that it isn't real. What next? Are they going to start saying how Harry Potter is inaccurate? Infact the 700 Club is talking about how fake it is right now.
Idiot: The Da Vinci Code is full of lies about jesus!
Dan Brown: Yes I know it is.
Idiot: Ahhhhhhh it's satan!!!
by Stan Lightsaber May 22, 2006
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The Greatest school in history. It has a great Drama Program, a great art program, a great technological program, and great teachers. The Da Vinci Academy is a great place
guy 1 Da Vinci Academy Rocks!
guy 2 Yeah!
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