The act of hanging ones genitals into a Dyson airblade hand dryer for the purposes of experiencing genital 'flutter'.
by steveherbert December 21, 2013
To make a gross miscalculation, especially anything sports related; as in John Dyson's grave mistake in interpreting the D/L score in the West Indies vs England ODI that took place on 20 March 2009 causing the W.I. to lose a match that they could have easily won.
Rishi: "Rajiv thought that the Trinidad and Tobago team had already qualified for the knockout stage so he bought a box seat ticket for the match. But they didn't make it to that round."
Shavak: "Whoa. I guessed he pulled a dyson."
Shavak: "Whoa. I guessed he pulled a dyson."
by shavies March 22, 2009
I woke up late, had a flat, the cat threw up on me, I lost my change in the vending machine, the boss bitched me out, got stuck in traffic on the way home, my girlfriend broke up with me and took the X-box, the computer crashed and I'm out of vodka. Today was a "Dyson day".
by KimmehG August 24, 2006
the non-acting member of the League of Gentlemen, sticks to writing and producing the material. Amateur magician.
by Atari April 06, 2004
A dance move derived from the hand drying action of a Dyson Airblade.
Only occurring just prior to a 'bassline drop'. The move consists of rising both arms slowly with both wrists limp and at a 90° angle, the duration of the rise is dependent on the length of the drop.
However if the drop is of a sizeable length there is the optional act of pre-washing the hands (made by ringing hands together) and soap dispensing (an up and down pump with one hand).
The move is then completed with a full 'skanking' when the tune finally drops.
The move is best done in synchronization with a group of people, and is scheduled to be a big move in the dubstep scene.
Only occurring just prior to a 'bassline drop'. The move consists of rising both arms slowly with both wrists limp and at a 90° angle, the duration of the rise is dependent on the length of the drop.
However if the drop is of a sizeable length there is the optional act of pre-washing the hands (made by ringing hands together) and soap dispensing (an up and down pump with one hand).
The move is then completed with a full 'skanking' when the tune finally drops.
The move is best done in synchronization with a group of people, and is scheduled to be a big move in the dubstep scene.
*During the start of 'No Problem' - Chase & Status*
Leader: "get ready for the drop boy's...Dyson sweep!"
!st Commander: "It's a long drop boss, this calls for optional pre-wash!!"
Leader: "get ready for the drop boy's...Dyson sweep!"
!st Commander: "It's a long drop boss, this calls for optional pre-wash!!"
by Grand Master Skank February 28, 2011
The act of putting your flaccid penis in an Dyson Airblade hand dryer, and let it flop around in the hot air.
The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.
The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.
by Hybeltiger January 27, 2016
When you dump a dust buster all over someone after intercourse. Then you beat the person with the dust buster.
by BBK all the way April 04, 2013