A colloquialism typically validating an outlandish statement to be fact. Often used in Southeast US with y'all at end of statement.
Penny told Rob and Shannon that Sandra was a ho. When Rob appeared skeptical, Penny followed up with "if I'm lying, I'm dying y'all."

Rob later read the bar's bathroom stall which confirmed Penny's statement to be true.
by KY Dude February 25, 2019
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The biggest Public Private server in Discord

Like seriously, don’t go to #general
Some guy: Dude, have you seen #general in the Dying Light Discord Server? Shit’s a fucking orgy!

some guy 2: i was in the orgy...
by Some guy in the Server February 28, 2021
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The coolest place on earth. Located in wonderful Yellow Springs, Ohio. They've been known to illegally employ vagrant bears and rabid squirrels to cut costs and because the Yellow Springs, Ohio wildlife has great artistic ability.

Long sleeve shirts, short sleeve shirts, hoodies, onesies, socks etc.

Their handmade dyes are super rad and one of a kind! Bear dyes man, bear dyes..
"I went to a righteous store today." "Was it the Tie Dyed Gift Shop?" "How'd you know?" "Pffffft..."
by Tie Dyed T Rex February 03, 2010
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The truth. The answer to life.

Memento Mori.

Recommended motto by Nihilists worldwide.
Teacher: So Jimmy, how do you envision the future.
Jimmy: We're all slowly dying, Life is just a very, very slow, very agonizing death scream.
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When you ass is so tight and you fart, it sounds like a duck call.
Duck Dynasty (Duck Dy-Nasty) I am so stressed out, I had a full day of duck dynasty
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*When a European looks in on the U.S and her internal fighting against political parties and ask.."

Euro: How does it feel to fight for a dying republic?

Any Patriot, U.S Nationalist, or Veteran: Euphoric
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reads dy dx of z to the omg equals f sub j00 times d pwn dx.

The new derivative formula. Bish.
please take dy/dx of 563210983x^32 * ln(sin(32x*y*z) * tan^-1(q)

The answer is 42. Bish.
I cite dy/dx z^omg = f (sub) j00 * dpwn/dx
by ff8 November 15, 2005
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