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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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The act of grabbing an elderly woman's teat and shaking it uncontrollably until rotten milk has been produced and made ready for bottling. Chill and serve.
Guy 1: "I went to visit my grandmother in the nursing home yesterday."

Guy 2: " My grandma passed away there last year."

Guy 1: "Yeah, they were out of soda so I settled on a good ol' Dusty Milk Shake."
by Johny12345 March 03, 2012
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