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The art of passing wind in a crowded and confined area, but managing to exit without suspicion before the stench hits the innocent and unsuspecting by standers.
After successfully downloading a world class stinker in the Asda bread aisle, Zak fled the scene and on exit gave Nicki the regulation warning "Do not go into aisle 5! I just carried out a grade A dump 'n' run!" To which Nicki turned and moved swiftly away.
by Hotsauceonmyburrito May 26, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018