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NOUN. A person of abnormally (and sometimes amazingly)low intelligence that often is so perplexed by even the most simple ideas or tasks they are commonly found giving you that blank ass stare that makes you want to reach back and slap them because they look so stupid or sometimes they are found acting on the most ubsurdedly retarded thought process that the same slapping reaction may occur.
It should also be noted as a precautionary measure that duh-dunt-duh-dunts can actually spread their duh-dunt-duh-duntism to others and being a complete moron may actually be spreadable
It should also be noted as a precautionary measure that duh-dunt-duh-dunts can actually spread their duh-dunt-duh-duntism to others and being a complete moron may actually be spreadable
Ulysses is such a complete duh-dunt-duh-dunt!!!! I asked him to get me change for a twenty, and after being gone for an hour he brought me back the same 20 dollar bill and said he didnt understand exactly what i wanted
by Saturday morning Lexus parts department February 16, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011