Entertainment industry acronym for Direct To Video, can apply to any title not released in theatres before being released to buy or rent. Can be a perjorative for poor quality product.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Acronym for Detonate the Vest. A more aggressive and offensive way to say a joke about suicide. Very similar to threatening suicide as a joke through the use of KMS or KYS.

abbreviation: Direct Turd Vapour. A fart that is so rich and stinky that one is assured the stench emanates directly from a turd sitting near the anus. Traditionally, within an hour of D.T.V offence, the offender will be required to use the bathroom to evacuate the turd.

A Group of people who has talent
and loves to make people laugh and Enjoy

Dick Touch Vargina (DTV )