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DTMJ is a shortened version of Dont Touch My Junk! It is a phrase useful to women in paticular, especially on a first date.
Man: Hey, how you doin? (goes to grab womans... cough)
Woman: Hey! DTMJ!
by Leanna Big Fat Banana April 09, 2011
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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