I tried to ask Josh what he wanted to eat, but he was DTFO on the couch.

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

When the cops showed up at the party, Bill and Don decided it would be a good time to DTFO

Met Fan: The Mets are gonna win the World Series!
Yankee Fan: DTFO

Kayla- I’m dtfo , you trynna go to the movies wimme ?
Kesha- yesyes !

Boy one: Man, that bitch is so DTFO.
Boy two: I wanna be that object!
Boy one: . . .

"Hey Man, are you sure you're ready to do this?"
"I'm totally DTFO"