Otherwise known as Darksydephil, DSP, who coins himself the “king of hate,” is a well-known former YouTuber let’s player, and a currently active Twitch streamer. He is known for blaming his lack of skill on lag, burning bridges with friends, and begging for money to pay his taxes.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Day Shift Problem- Acronym used at the end of a night shift to describe a problem that they are leaving for the day shift.

An acronym meaning Designated Sober Person. It is that person at a party who for whatever reason isn't drinking. It is the person who takes care of the people who are totally gone.

Digital Sound Processing. A really cool feature on hi-definition stereos that let you add reverberated depth (echo) to what you are listening too.

An acronym meaning Designated Sober Person. It is that person at a party who for whatever reason isn't drinking. It is the person who takes care of the people who are totally gone.

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