Urban Dictionary: DSM

A crappy awd car made from 89 to who the hell cars. the car is plague by the fact it is a mopar and is prone to actually running once in a while. everyone has one, but no ones drives them because they never run.

Dude John's dsm would own you if it were running

by notjohn August 11, 2006

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1. short for "Dick Sucking Machine". used primarily as an insult
2. short for "Diagnostic and Statistical Manual" of mental disorders. can be seen in the movie "The Exorcism of Emily Rose"

Alex: Whoever helped u pick your colors must be a DSM

Gamer 1: dude, you just got pwned
Gamer 2: STFUDSM

(excerpt from "The Exorcism of Emily Rose") Lawyer: SUMMON THE DSM!!

by jollygiant August 22, 2006

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Des Moines capital of iowa

I'm goin to Des Moines look on a damn map

by richard Spencer April 10, 2004

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Making a geek/loser in a full nelson and make them imitate the sucking their own dick.

When you put someone in a full nelson you basically break their back by making them look like their suckin their own johnson. Makes the dork feel like a pussy and a clown do it to a annoying ass kid at school and you'll be sure to get a laugh and definitely some respect.

Also make sure you yell out DSM, DSM, DSM while your doing it.

by ridinwitmytopdown December 26, 2010

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