A DR_CRISPY is typically a gay, white male who is addicted to Kentucky Fried Chicken in the crispy style. A DR_CRISPY can also be a major asshole/douchebag.
"Watch out man, that guy is a TOTAL DR_CRISPY. Stay away from him."
by Saint_Retard December 29, 2020
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