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DPE is an acronym for Designated Pussy Eater.

pronunciation /Dee-Pee-Ee/ (noun) : One who gives oral stimulation to a woman's vagina with no other forms of sexual contact. A DPE cannot give or receive any other sort of sexual contact.
Kyle went down on Sarah twice yesterday, and nothing in return. He is her DPE.
by TonyR69 April 20, 2010
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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DPE is short for Dry Pussy Energy. It should be used as an insult to men, opposite of Big Dick Energy in regards to females. While some females are complemented as having BDE when they are strong, sassy, or an overall boss, men should feel minimized for having DPE. It symbolizes that the male is weak or acting like a little bitch. Nobody likes having a dry pussy and nobody likes being around a male who has dry pussy energy.
Yo, we need to stop fucking with Jake, all he does is bitch and complain. He’s giving off DPE.
by NoDPEallowed April 20, 2019
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