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A business that involves selling people promises of delivering something that are never fulfilled and when questioned will tell what ever lie needs be perpetuate the belief they someday they will deliver your parcel
Mate you been DPD'd you aint ever gonna see that parcel ever, they have either nicked it and sold it, trashed in the bin or kicked it about or just lost it...
You rang did DPD - they told you their scanners are broken, there was hurricane in the street they were delivering - mate you have been DpD'd
by Sir Parcelnot September 15, 2020
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Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.
Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...
by brownsuite September 24, 2011
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