The process in which two guys bang a woman. Also known as a threesome.

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

Short for Daily Paid Deuce. Taking a crap at work while on the clock thus getting paid to take a number 2.

"Dicks Per Day" or how many dicks per day a female (or male) gets.

Dead Parents disorder. A serious case where one or more of your parents are dead

Dead Piro Day. This is megatokyo's downtime, where Piro draws us a little doodle instead of a full-fledged comic. See also SGD.

African American orgin. Commonly used as a nick name for Dave Paul Dave. Dave Paul for short. Often plays basketball and talks with the girls basetball team. Scores buckets all day and loves prank phone calls. Most commonly uses the word fack in his vocabulary dictionary