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DarkLordPotter. A popular bulletin board dedicaced to Harry Potter fanfictions, frequented by many quality fanfiction writers.
DLP = DarkLordPotter
by jnt3350 November 22, 2007
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Dry Land Pee
The act of peeing yourself on purpose while standing on dry land with your bottoms still on. Similar to pissing yourself.
The act of DLP'ing tends to drive women wild with excitement.
The act of peeing yourself on purpose while standing on dry land with your bottoms still on. Similar to pissing yourself.
The act of DLP'ing tends to drive women wild with excitement.
by KillaMillz March 24, 2011
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Dick Lick Picnic DLP - when a normal situation completely falls apart and there’s nothing you can do about it.
by Lootmon July 31, 2018
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Steve:”Oi fella seen the DLP on the train”
Darren:”oh yeah mate seen Kieth and Bartz brown on the train necking carling”
Steve:no way man
Darren:”oh yeah mate seen Kieth and Bartz brown on the train necking carling”
Steve:no way man
by Checkonebattery123 November 01, 2020
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Dirty Little Prostitute
Young girls who dress like older whores. Can be used to identify them within earshot.
Young girls who dress like older whores. Can be used to identify them within earshot.
by randall flaggggg November 12, 2008