Fully known as, 'Devin Kyle Syndrome'.
The state of being so stoned you don't know what you're doing. You in this time will probably,

1)Rock back and forth without knowing.
2)Yell random things.
3)Call your parents and tell them that you, "Did a bad thing... Smoked weed".
4)Ask people why they look like that.
5)Black out.
6)Claim voices in your head are telling you stories.
7)Pass out under a tree
8)Throw up
9)"Let there be silence"
(After hit of bong) Steven: "AHHH, WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT?! GET ME WATER. GOTTA GET MY MOM."
Everyone: "Oh God, he's got DKS.
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noun: the acronyms for the video game Donkey Kong and for the band Dead Kennedys.
we played dk while listening to dk
by the storm drains July 29, 2009
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Acronym for Dirty Kid.

A socially awkward person who can be identified by one or more of the following: greasy hair, self made thumb holes in clothing, carries around 2 liters of soda, smells like unwashed crevasses, dragon related apparel, silken shirts, off-brand skate shoes, drinks monster as if it was a drug, bows instead of waves, steal towed boots, wife beaters, silver necklaces with dragons or Chinese symbols.

There are many branches, or genres, if you will, of the DK, but DK pretty much sums them all up.

(originated in McMinnville, OR)
"Look at those two kids having a martial arts battle in the hall! Oh my god, is he wearing a dog collar?...what a DK!"
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a person who has skills as difting

aka

drift king
P1: whoa that kids does sick as drifts!
p2: duh his the dk
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