getting extremely intoxicated by drinking obscene amounts of alcohol and: chugging/funneling any beverage in sight, dancing with anyone in the vicinity, blacking out, demanding drugs, falling asleep outside frat houses, screaming along to any song relatively familiar, hooking up with men of color, being 'that girl', and generally being obnoxious, loud, and giggly.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20