Designated Jizz Towel. Used for getting the jizz off the end of your cock or your girl's stomach, asscrack, vagina, back, tits, etc.
Used multiple times so as not to dirty other cleaner towels. Also used mostly when out of tp or kleenex or socks.
Used multiple times so as not to dirty other cleaner towels. Also used mostly when out of tp or kleenex or socks.
Boy: "Oh shit, I just blew my load all over your ass."
Girl: "QUICK! Get the DJT before it gets all over the sheets!"
Boy 1: "Oh man, I hope my mom doesn't find my crusty DJT!"
Boy 2: "Why don't you just stick to kleenex man?"
Boy 1: "I'm going green dude! DJT's are reusable!"
Girl: "QUICK! Get the DJT before it gets all over the sheets!"
Boy 1: "Oh man, I hope my mom doesn't find my crusty DJT!"
Boy 2: "Why don't you just stick to kleenex man?"
Boy 1: "I'm going green dude! DJT's are reusable!"
by LillyGranger April 27, 2010
Fuck you, DJT!!!
by The Best UD User June 11, 2017
-I bet there will be a failed assassination attempt on DJT this year.
-Well I do hope it fails. Do you want Pence as president?
-Well I do hope it fails. Do you want Pence as president?
by 42slartibartfast December 29, 2016
by Cuong` Buôi June 24, 2017
DJT or Dick Joke Truce. When you believe someone is setting you up for a deez nuts or dick joke, you can call a DJT to cancel the joke.
by TheChalupaBatman March 16, 2022
"DJT", pronounced "didge it", a figurative finger with the characteristic scent of the literal unwashed probe of a gloveless proctologist, which persistently seeks to return to its own rectal comfort zone.
by texlex61 December 10, 2020