(Dubai Jerk Syndrome): a disease breaking out faster than fire in the woods, it hits the 20something to 30something Dubai guy, usually a clean, lean metrosexual looking dude, and is also a self-confessed player, thinking it's cool to have 2398 friends on facebook, and 98 picture albums of him and his "bitches" in a flashy club, acting like dumbass drunkards. Said infected guy, also usually walks like a homosexual, talks like a homosexual, dances like a homosexual... but doesn't admit to being one.
A guy with DJS also can't hold a coherent conversation for longer than 10 minutes, on average, before wanting to "fool around", which is a mere excuse for his lack of conversational skills.
A guy with DJS also can't hold a coherent conversation for longer than 10 minutes, on average, before wanting to "fool around", which is a mere excuse for his lack of conversational skills.
1- "hmmm..so you met him in dubai , are u sure he doesn't have the DJS disease? it's an epidemic , btw"
2- "i'm sorry babe looks like your bf has the DJS"
2- "i'm sorry babe looks like your bf has the DJS"
by togetheragainstDJS July 10, 2008
by thuggy23 June 11, 2009
Used to be a title showing a capability to mix and scratch existing music to create a new sound (the equivalent of the digital match-up artists of today), but now anyone who has made a track line-up on a tape or burned CD has the same talent of the self-proclaimed narcissistic DJs of today who for some reason buy their material on LP even though all they're doing is fading at the end of one track into the beginning of the next.
"Oh, don't you love DJ NeonMonkeyJizz, he's so talented, I mean, the way he fades between tracks is just so perfect it's..." **SLAP** "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
by Dagmar Geech August 15, 2005
a person every girl wants their clit rubbed , scratched , tone played & fingered and if they know how to do special tricks, buy him a ring and marry him
by Tommy Jacketson March 27, 2021