Only the most awesome black guy ever, DJ Lance is one of the main characters of the TV show Yo Gabba Gabba. He is the god of awesome, and he has the hat to prove it.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.