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A person possessing a large number of dingleberries, or a person who eats/cleans large amounts of dingleberries from clients.
Person 1: Yo, do you see Jack over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he's the Ding King.
by NipSlicer69 April 18, 2011
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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A young man who has an extreme asian female fettish. He enjoys asian women and food but is indifferent about Asian culture. Preferrably a black male who masturbates to Asian pornography and visits the internet frequently.
I think your asian fettish has led you to be the Ding King, man.

You're the King of all Dingland man.
by Arturo Vanostren September 15, 2006
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