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V. The act of extruding your partners asshole with your mouth then inserting it into your ass while both taking a shit.
GF 1. Last night I sucked his asshole so hard its still popped out.
GF 2. OMG you gave him a Dirty Maynard?
GF 1. Girl you know I did!!!
GF 2. I hope you cleaned up afterward...?
GF 1. That shit was so hard to get out.
GF 2. OMG you gave him a Dirty Maynard?
GF 1. Girl you know I did!!!
GF 2. I hope you cleaned up afterward...?
GF 1. That shit was so hard to get out.
by dirty maynard December 07, 2014
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018