A dirty emma is a girl typically named emma who LOVES to get freaky with it. She will suck the soul out of you and make sure to give a killer lap dance. She will keep a man right. Every man needs a dirty emma.

Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.

Having sex in such close proximity to your friends sleeping arrangements that they cannot avoid hearing and subsequently masturbating to the act.

The act of eating your own shit then shitting it and eating it again, it will go on forever

dirty emma is a dirty girl. she loves to eat her nits on the daily with salt and pepper. a real treat for dinner because that’s all she can afford

A super fast but spacious car that will take you for the ride of your life and not call you back. Also it’s impossible to climax in the drivers seat.